i need to work-out. i know this. but, it's gonna hurt. it's been awhile.the physical, psychological, and economic benefits are not lost on me. men's health was a long-time companion. my favorite author triumvirate all advocate physical exercise. past experience indicates that my mind and body function extraordinarily better with a consistent kinesthetic regimen. leaders exercise. got it. got it all. so why isn't this happening?oh, cause it's gonna hurt. pain is weakness leaving your body … [Read more...]
how’d y’all get in that big ‘ol hole?
July 25, 2011 By
there was a young lord who swallowed a fly (got my first credit card at age 17. not impossible. illegal. but, not impossible. the issuer shall remain nameless, lest it provoke vehement denial and subsequent retribution. i ain't afraid of no credit card company. also, i ain't afraid of no ghost. it's just that i've got another war with which to wage and my energy cannot be diverted). i don't know why he swallowed a fly ($5 off). there was a young lord who swallowed a spider. he swallowed … [Read more...]
I Got Nothin’ Against the Amish
March 27, 2011 By
Today, I did not eat at a restaurant. Sundays can prove difficult. The royal family attends church on Sundays. Thereafter, I'm tired. And hungry. And also hungry. When I'm hungry, I confuse easily and often repeat myself. So chalk it up to hunger induced confusion if you wish, but I'm quite confident that a Qdoba chicken burrito with black beans and guacamole once took the trouble to track down my vehicle at a stoplight to inform me that there was presently no line to speak of. True … [Read more...]
