pardon my grammatical stylings in the title, but i've been waiting for decades to 1) ignore the confines of acceptable writing and 2) have an audience actually read what i wrote.  given that you're reading this, i'm apparently two for two.  my 10th grade english teacher adamantly opposed and admonished me against such deviations as i had not earned the right to do so.  what's up now mrs. K? what's. up. now?? but so i digress.i do not eat at restaurants. hence, i do not something.  i don't really … [Read more...]