there was a young lord who swallowed a fly (got my first credit card at age 17.  not impossible.  illegal.  but, not impossible.  the issuer shall remain nameless, lest it provoke vehement denial and subsequent retribution. i ain't afraid of no credit card company. also, i ain't afraid of no ghost.  it's just that i've got another war with which to wage and my energy cannot be diverted).  i don't know why he swallowed a fly ($5 off). there was a young lord who swallowed a spider. he swallowed … [Read more...]